Me: hunni? If I suddenly became a lesbian, would you have a sex change operation?
Boy (does the my-girlfriend-just-went-crazy look): That's not something you should joke about. Especially not with your family background...
Me: It's a completely hypothetical question.
Boy: Still...
Me: I could totally not be a lesbian. Vaginas are icky. Except my own. I don't think mine's icky. From a medical point of view.
Boy (does the look again): a medical point of view...?
Me: well, it works. And I can appreciate that.
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