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Monday, June 06, 2011

Pokesnores!

Although this whole living-together-shizzle is going very well, I do have one complaint. Mister claims that I snore and I most certainly do not. Only rarely and it's all very dainty and ladylike, of course.

Mister, however, likes to argue with me on that point. Now he's started recording me with his iphone when he's awake and I'm snoring. He says he has four recordings. I've only heard one. I'm assuming they were taken on the four occasions that I may have snored since I moved in here. He calls them pokesnores and says he's going to catch them all.

He's lucky he's cute, really.

I thought this song fits into this post. Except for the bride-bit. That would be weird.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Knowing you, if I were him, I'd totally forget you snore. It might be better for his health.

- Jazz

cbeck said...

I get the same thing from mrs.beck. She's lying, of course. I would never snore. It's probably just the dog she's hearing. The sore throat I have every morning? Um, that's just the dry air... just the dry air...

secret agent woman said...

The guy I'm seeing snores like a freaking freight train.

Big Brother said...

Try earplugs, the things we do for our koved ones. :o)

Big Brother said...

should read loved ones... been typing too much today.

choochoo said...

Jazz - he's just nowhere near as scared of me as he ought to be.

Cbeck - yeah, we have dry air here too.

Secret agent - if it gets too bad, you could always ducttape his mouth shut :D

big brother - or drugs!

secret agent woman said...

Weirdly, it does not bother me. It always has with other guys.

choochoo said...

well, then. Mebbe he's special ;) Or maybe you're slowly going deaf. That could also be it :P