As I mentioned before, Mondays are my home-alone day. They tend to be pretty boring. This time I've decided to make a list of the positives. These are the two best ones:
1. Chips: in all shapes and varieties. The smell of chips makes the mister put on his pukey face, and although I've near-vomited on him a couple of times when I was sick, I would prefer to not be vomited on in return. So on Mondays I get to eat chips until the smell of them makes me want to puke, too.
2. Open doors: if the doors to the living room and the bathroom are both open, I can pee and watch telly at the same time!!! That totally needed more than one exclamation point.
3 comments:
Ya, cuz really peeing and watching TV is the bomb? I worry about your sanity sometimes.
And why do you have two words in your word verification now - one of which is almost illegible.
First I agree with Jazz about the dorky new word verification thing. Pain in the arse.
Peeing and watching TV. I like it but I'd have to have the TV hanging over the back of the loo since I'd be facing forward being a guy and all.
You need to watch tv for the 30 seconds it takes you to go to the bathroom?
Okay seriously? My word verification is 1808-20, thernint
I think. It's hard to read the second word embedded in a shape.
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