Please do not apply if you oversleep, have no alarm clock, have no car, have court often, have no baby sitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than I expect you to start work, experience flat tires every week, have to hold on to your cell phone all day, or become an expert on your job without needing to learn or take advice after the first day. Must be able to talk and work at the same time. Must remember to come back to work after lunch. Should not expect to receive purple ribbons or gold stars for showing up on time.
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I suspect all the good sidekicks are taken.
And would you lay out of work once your sidekick got up to speed?
I'll do it if you fly me out there. Though I would have no car. On the other hand, I'm very good at imitating an adult.
I do have volunteer sidekicks, but they're all in terribly impractical locations, considering that their job mostly involves holding my stuff and bringing me things. Oh, and poking those that displease me with sharp sticks.
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