Being sick sucks. I was fairly optimistic about my health this year, actually. And although everyone around me were regularly forced to stop what they were doing in order to have coughing fits which left their faces a shiny kinda purplish colour and their eyes bulging, my denial remained strong – this would not happen to me.But then it did.
I’ve spent my whole weekend being all pathetic, and I now have a tremendous need to compensate for it. However, I’m still sick and, on top of everything, it’s Monday.
Have you ever noticed that tiny little germs have looong names. They’ll come up to you and say stuff like “Hello, my name is Varicellovirus Alphaherpesvirinae Herpesviridae. How are you? Wonderful. That’s about to change, buddy.” They’re obviously trying to compensate for something, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what that would be. A tiny, little germ can can do plenty.
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Sick in Hellhole... Damn.
Poor little puppy... Like I tolkd you before the weekend; HOT TEA! Lots of it. And icecream, and all sorts of jum-jums. And movies. You need movies.
Get well soon! (Unsolicited advice, care for some :)? Don't forget to drink lots of fluids. They aren't just saying it: it actually helps.)
drink things with long names too. like Cosmopolitans or something. that will show those little germs
Say streptococcus toxic shock three times fast.
Jazz - I know... Woe is me
Green - I did. It made me have to pee a lot, and that was about it.
Kristiina - Doing my very bestest
Furiousball - yay! Payback time!
Mist1 - I can't do it... *sob*
Is this your coy way of telling us all that YOU'RE the one who stole "The Scream"? (how nice of you to finally return it, btw)
yes, it was me, and I LIKED IT! Buahahahaha
Never fun to be sick! Take care; we want you well! :)
what doesn't kill you just makes you eat more candy. I stopped by the store today, bought loads and I'm sure I'll be fine in no time
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