Guess what I’m doing! No, that’s not it. You’re sick in the head, you are. Guess again! That’s it, you ought to be publicly flogged, you demented weirdo.
I’ll just tell you, shall I?
I’m surfing the world wide web with by brand new computer. It’s got a widescreen and everything. Even smells like new plastic, it does. I luves my new baby, and have decided to name it muffin. I like muffins. Wish I had one.
Moving right along…
I have an assignment do, and the work process has become complicated by the fact that I can now play The Sims on a big screen. Very distracting, it is. I mean, who has time to ponder the principal thoughts behind statistical differences in the means between two samples when you’ve got a little man giving birth to the alien-baby he got stuck with after being kidnapped by a UFO in another window? It’s hopeless.
But I’m trying my very best. Apart from right now, of course. Right now I’m doing this.
16 comments:
I looooove that new electronic smell. Makes me a little bit high. *giggles*
Hum new computer, what fun now you'll be able to forget the upstairs neighbours by immersing yourself in a virtual world where men have alien babies and statistical analysis awaits you. You'll have to learn to multi-task...
I wish I had a widescreen lol!
Playing with your muffin again!!
I made banana blueberry muffins yesterday. Want one?
funny, i love the smell of gasoline.
or napalm.
in the morning.
wait, that line is taken.
i'm such a plagiarist.
You've been nominated for a prize for being such a nice blogger. ;o)
I wish I had a new spiffy computer. I am now officially jealous.
Evil Spock wishes that Evil Spock had a new laptop . . .
Congratulations on the new computer! I'm visiting from Big Brother...and I love your blog. I'll be back!
I wanna new puter too!!!!
When I clicked to comment I had this Sims drama of my own to share, but then, lucky for you, I realized how dull that would be and decided not to go into my whole Sims soap opera.
Congrats on your new computer. Have fun!
new comp sweet...what did you do with your old one by the way?
Interesting blog, if you update i'll be coming back :)
Cheers!
N
I thought for SURE with your new puter...you would be blogging with it everyday! LOL...
Have a great wknd ;o)
Too bad they can't program computers to lock us out "fun" on the computer until we've done our work.
But until then, keep popping out them alien babies.
Dory - especially if you melt it down and inhale it through a plastic bag.¨
Big brother - it's a challenge...
Nefty - well, ya can't have mine:P
Tom - Now I really regret not picking up that chocolate muffin on my way home...
Jazz - Yes. Gimmegimmegimme!
lx - shame on you:)
Sornie - hahahaaaa
Evil spock - gotta love everything that's new and shiny.
Em - thankyouverymuch. Come back any time.
Jillie - I like having people be jealous of me:D
Lively - well, they tend to be better than the soaps on tv.
Nothingham - I stuck my stepbrother with it, hehe.
Jocelyn - if there was someone or something in this world with the ability of locking me out of fun, I'd have them killed. Killed, I say.
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