Wednesday, May 11, 2011

it's a rant!

According to Yahoo, searches for "Osama bin Laden" went up by nearly 100% after U.S president Obama announced that he had been found and killed. Those numbers weren't really surprising. It was sort of 'duuh' information, really. More disturbing, the fifth most popular search was "who is Osama bin Laden?"

66% of the latter searchers were young teens. 34% didn't even have that feeble excuse. I suppose it's possible that this was a logical way to find out more about the guy, beyond 9/11. At least I hope so.

If you happen to be one of those people who conducted that last search, and what I just mentioned was not the reason for it, then I regret to inform you that you are stupid. Actually, stupid might be too mild a word. You are the poster child for birth control. No, that's also too mild... You are the nr1 reason why someone should invent a time machine. That way they could travel to the past and neuter both your parents before you were born. If I was going to say this to anyone else, I would probably have some minuscule concern of hurting their feeling. I'm relieved by the thought that you're most likely to dumb to get the insult.

Seriously, just when you think you've seen the absolute bottom of human stupidity, there's a whole stupid underground garage.


Jazz said...

Well hell, Blogger has gotten its shit together. I can read! I can comment!

And stupidity? Yeah, it's a really really deep garage.

BTW, is your blog supposed to be black and dark grey? It's seriously hard to read. Just sayin'

secret agent woman said...

I have to agree - there's a whole lot of stupid going on out there.

(BTW, I have to agree with jazz, too - this purply-brown (I can't quite tell the color) background with dark gray letters makes my eyes water when I try to read it. Because I'm old.)