Thursday, January 11, 2007

Off with their heads!

I’m incredibly bored. Yes, I am. Not only that, I’m fed up, sick and tired, exasperated, annoyed, cheesed off, hacked off and browned off. I’m also disgruntled, displeased and discontented.

Back in the good, old days, if people felt disgruntled, they’d go cut the kings head off, and everyone would feel much better right away. Now they have surveillance cameras.

I guess that leave me with… well… blogging.


Jazz said...

Well, I hate to point this out to you, but more often than not the King was the one chopping off heads - and he didn't even need to be disgruntled.

And today's word verification is actually a word: ojorkx. It seems to me that it would be a good word for extremely bored: I'm Ojorkxed today

furiousBall said...

Whenever you feel disgruntled or any sort of dissing. Take a slice of baloney, put that in your pants. You'll feel silly in no time.

Irene said...

Oooooh, you're scary when you're bored. =)

Smile, disgruntled one! ;p

mist1 said...

It's really not as easy as it looks to chop off someone's head. You have to have the right saw and then there's the issue of the blood and all.

Tim Rice said...

Somehow, I can't picture you ever being bored. You seem to be a too active a person to ever be bored! :)

Mr. Fabulous said...

You need to relax :)

Too_Lively said...

How come Jazz always gets the cool word verifications? I always get something too long and too dull, and it's never a real word.

I think Choo is picking pets.

Jocelyn said...

Yes, Word Verification is obviously very fond of Jazz. I'm stuck with "cpexzpv." The "pex" part is cool--as in, a king might suffer from the "pex" and therefore be compelled to start chopping heads. But whatever with the "c" and the "zpv."

choochoo said...

Jazz - that settles it, I'm taking over the world and cutting everyones heads off:D

Furiousball - part of me worries that I'd like it too much...

Irene - I'm scary when I smile, as well

Mist1 - hmm... I'd need a lot of plastic tarp. Or I could just paint everything red and hope that nobody would notice

Tim - I'm actively bored.

mr. fabulous - True... In a huge house with lots of servants.

Lively - now, now. No figthing, you kids.

Jocelyn - but it's just like "pex" in a funky, foreign language