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Monday, January 22, 2007

Overcompensation

Being sick sucks. I was fairly optimistic about my health this year, actually. And although everyone around me were regularly forced to stop what they were doing in order to have coughing fits which left their faces a shiny kinda purplish colour and their eyes bulging, my denial remained strong – this would not happen to me.

But then it did.

I’ve spent my whole weekend being all pathetic, and I now have a tremendous need to compensate for it. However, I’m still sick and, on top of everything, it’s Monday.

Have you ever noticed that tiny little germs have looong names. They’ll come up to you and say stuff like “Hello, my name is Varicellovirus Alphaherpesvirinae Herpesviridae. How are you? Wonderful. That’s about to change, buddy.” They’re obviously trying to compensate for something, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what that would be. A tiny, little germ can can do plenty.

10 comments:

Jazz said...

Sick in Hellhole... Damn.

Green Frog said...

Poor little puppy... Like I tolkd you before the weekend; HOT TEA! Lots of it. And icecream, and all sorts of jum-jums. And movies. You need movies.

Kristiina said...

Get well soon! (Unsolicited advice, care for some :)? Don't forget to drink lots of fluids. They aren't just saying it: it actually helps.)

furiousBall said...

drink things with long names too. like Cosmopolitans or something. that will show those little germs

mist1 said...

Say streptococcus toxic shock three times fast.

choochoo said...

Jazz - I know... Woe is me

Green - I did. It made me have to pee a lot, and that was about it.

Kristiina - Doing my very bestest

Furiousball - yay! Payback time!

Mist1 - I can't do it... *sob*

Jocelyn said...

Is this your coy way of telling us all that YOU'RE the one who stole "The Scream"? (how nice of you to finally return it, btw)

choochoo said...

yes, it was me, and I LIKED IT! Buahahahaha

Tim Rice said...

Never fun to be sick! Take care; we want you well! :)

choochoo said...

what doesn't kill you just makes you eat more candy. I stopped by the store today, bought loads and I'm sure I'll be fine in no time