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Monday, January 29, 2007

Don't make me boil your bunny, mister!

A friend of mine has recently decided to take the big step and move in with her boyfriend. He is also a friend of mine, whose apartment I’ve seen on several occasions. I would like to take this moment to say that I admire her guts tremendously. Last week he told someone that he didn’t have any pets, and I thought to myself that I wouldn’t be so sure of that if I was him. But I digress.

My point is that my good friend is now walking (or skipping) along wearing the pink goggles of luuuve. That’s not all, though. She wants us all to put on the pink goggles of luuuve, even me, and in order to help me do this, she bought me a very pink book (almost as pink as the goggles) called Pocket Superflirt (no, not in a dirty way).



The books introduction guarantees that if you would only slip pocket Superflirt in your handag next time you go out, you’ll never have to go home alone again… Because that wouldn’t come off as just a tiny little bit desperate. No, of course not.

I can just picture the tremendous success I’m destined to have when I try to pick up the stud at the bar while consulting my little, pink book with the words SUPERFLIRT written on it in capital letters, almost as big as the book itself. Sure he’ll want to be my boyfriend. He’d be to scared to turn me down, in case I’d start stalking him and boil his pets.
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Pic 2 by Today is a good day for www.Flickr.com

9 comments:

Jazz said...

Meh, she'll get over it... Give her a month living with the boy and she'll so be over wanting everyone to be in love too. You will be an object of envy to her, guaranteed.

Too_Lively said...

And "boiling his pets" would be a metaphor for what?

choochoo said...

Jazz - then maybe she'll want the book back. Hmm. I'd better save it.

Lively - *innocent look*

jillie said...

LOL...what a big step that is for her! I wish her luck. It's hard living with someone. Worse (my opinion only!) to be married. Been there done that.

I would save the book...

Yay...I'm home ;o)

team gingerbread said...

I love how friends who are in love always want to convert you...

Of course my cabal of single friends is always looking for cracks in our engaged friends' relationship

Freak Magnet said...

If the Superflirt book doesn't work, I can send you a book of pick-up lines. I've tried a few myself, responding to a guy saying, "I really like that shirt," with "Do you know where it would look even better? On the floor next to your bed."

Went right over that f***ers head. Pissed me off.

choochoo said...

Jillie - so far I'm perfectly happy just owning a dog, really...

Team gingerbread - romantic fanatics, they are. lol:)

Freak magnet - which head were you aiming it at? :P

Freak Magnet said...

*sob* Both of them. *sob*

choochoo said...

Well, you know what they say: watching too much TV makes people stupid