Me: what do you think my Indian name would be, if I was an Indian?
Mister: Farts-at-night.
I was horribly insulted, because I never fart. But then I got distracted by another thought.
Me: is it normal to become queasy if you stick your finger in your belly button and shake it up and down fast?
Mister: What?
Me: kinda like car sickness.
Mister: I have another Indian name for you.
Me: what is it?
Mister: Comes-from-Space...
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5 comments:
Why would you stick your finger in your belly button and shake it up and down fast? Enquiring minds want to know.
More and more I'm thinking you and pooch are perfectly suited.
I reiterate Jazz's question. I hate either my finger or anybody else's in my belly button.
I believe it was Comes-From-Space :P
I'm glad for the anonymous clarification of the second name, because your version sounded vaguely obscene.
Haha, I missed that brilliant type-o XD Fixed it. Everyone happy?
As for where the idea came from...I dunno. Space?
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