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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Because we all go a little crazy sometimes…

And that, in turn, may lead us to come up with… oh, I don’t know…. say, an evil plot to take over the world.

STAGE 1:

To begin my plan, I must first devour Superman, thus stealing his super-powers. This will cause the people of the world to whisper amongst themselves, overwhelmed by my arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did she come from? And how can she look so good in her wizard’s robes?


STAGE 2:


Next, I must seize control of the moon (oooh, tides!). This will all be done from my underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivalled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the people of the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers (or one really, really clever one) will hasten to do my every bidding.


STAGE 3:

Finally, I must tauntingly wave my secret death ray, bringing about pain, suffering, - the usual. My name shall become synonymous with “dear god no,” and nobody will ever again dare make me clean my room. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give me control of the planet.


All in favour say: Nyahahahaha!

22 comments:

Jazz said...

Nyahahahaha!

And I get to be your evil sidekick.

computer programmer joe said...

Nyahahahaha!

@Jazz - That spot is sooooo taken! :P

choochoo said...

oooh, battle of the sidekicks. No worries, you can both be my evil sidekicks. You'll have completely different jobs.

computer programmer joe said...

:o

Can't we even have sidekick try-outs?

choochoo said...

Sure we can! And there'll be uniforms too. With numbers on'em.

computer programmer joe said...

*hoppything*

TOM said...

What will pooch's role be in this master plan ???

Rachel said...

I love that book!

I sometimes fantasize about being an undead minion. Can I be ýour undead minion?

choochoo said...

Tom - she'll be in charge of shedding on things. Everything'll have a nice fur coat.

Rachel - Do you come undead or will we need to undead you, so to speak?

Jazz said...

@computer programmer joe - I've had that job lined up for YEARS. So there. Play nice or I'll poke you with a sharp stick

computer programmer joe said...

@jazz - mebbe you have, but I can be very charming and persuasive... >:)

Jazz said...

@CPJ - I have seniority! So there!

Jazz said...

@CPJ - this being said, you do have an unfair advantage. God knows I don't begrudge you that, but damnit, I want to torture people with impunity!!

computer programmer joe said...

@Jazz - no reason you can't be the VP... :)

computer programmer joe said...

@Jazz - I'm just in it cause _some people_ might fall apart in my absence... >:)

Jazz said...

@cpj - We wouldn't want people falling apart would we? Oh, and if I can be Executive VP we have a deal.

Executive VP is so much better cause they do even less than VPs and get paid really well for it.

Big Brother said...

Oh great my lil siter Jazz wants to be a mini-me... there will be a mini-me won't there, choochoo?

choochoo said...

Jazz and Joe: I think I could get my hands on a couple of flare guns if you two crazy kids would like to duel?

Big brother - yes, of course there will. And evil robots and sharks with laser beams on their heads.

computer programmer joe said...

@choochoo

What happened to jousting? I am an excellent ...jouster! >:)

Hagelrat said...

Nyahahahaha!
I think you should put me in charge of the Deathray division. I will be like an evil "Q", perhaps a "Y" developing evil gadgets for taking over the world and controlling minions.
mwahaha hahahaa, mwahahahahahahahahhaa.

TOM said...

I want to be in charge of the treasury!!

choochoo said...

Joe - fine, joust away.

Toasty - okay. But there will be uniforms involved. Pretty ones, of course.

Tom - ooooh, I'm soooo gonna have a treasury:D