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Monday, September 27, 2010


Sausageboobies!

When you’re hungry and you don’t have the brainjuice to magic up complicated dishes in the kitchen, then hot dogs is a simple and tasty alternative. At least that’s what Mr Chooch and I decided on the other day. We picked up a bunch of sausages and those funny French hot dog breads. But… well…. We opened the hot dog bag (they come in a bag here, they do) and saw that they weren’t sausages. They were SAUSAGEBOOBIES!

Not sure what else to say, really.

We still ate them. There are people starving in this world, after all. But we did remove the nipple ends and feed them to Pooch. She didn’t think they were creepy at all.


6 comments:

secret agent woman said...

Gonna add this to my list of reasons why I don't eat hotdogs/sausage.

haphazardlife said...

OK, that's just weird... I suppose if Pooch is ok with the nips, well, hell I don't know. It's creepy creepy creepy.

- Jazz

Big Brother said...

That is so weird. Not sure but they look a little alien. Maybe they are aliens who got caught in the wiener factory. ;o)

lime said...

truly bizarre. i'v never seen such a thing.

Ian Lidster said...

I scarcely know what to say, but I never imagined boobies could look so unerotic.

fracas said...

Those would fit right in with my old friday food porn feature... lol