I might
have mentioned it already, but I am a tiny little bit of a bookworm. I just
finished reading ’77 shadow street’ where the whole story took place inside a
luxury apartment building where unspeakable violence happened every 38 years.
And then I
realized that my body is a bit like that.
I still
have all my wisdom teeth. For some reason, I’m a proud of that. I mean 38% of
humanity doesn’t develop wisdom teeth at all. And then there’s just a mess of
people who do develop them, but have to have them removed. So getting to keep
them all is a little bit like joining a nice(ish) club. A club where the
members chew their food with heightened efficiency. It’s certainly harder than
it is getting into the college I went to, I’ll tell you that.
¾ of said
teeth are perfectly well behaved. The fourth one is the problem… The lower left
tooth… Every three years or so, it tries moving. After a few days, it gives up
and goes back to sleep, like a good little tooth, but it is pretty annoying
while it’s going on.
The other
day, Tooth decided to wiggle around in its seat for a bit. Every time it does
that, I think that maybe it’s time to leave the ol’ club, but before I can get
around to making an appointment with a dentist, the tooth goes back to sleep
again. I guess there are bigger problems in the world, or something.
I would also like to do something about my monthly gift subscription to bleeding uncontrollably. I suppose that won't happen either.
3 comments:
Your monthly subscription to bleeding uncontrollably will eventually run out. And then your OTHER problems will begin.
yeah... you don't really do pep-talks, do you? :D
I have all the wisdom teeth I ever had. One never developed. But I'm weirdly proud of still having them, too.
As for the bleeding subscription, you could do what I did - develop cervical cancer and have your uterus removed. Presto - subscription canceled!
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