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Monday, February 19, 2007

Goddess with lovely temple dog needs religion


…with its own temple somewhere warm and sunny. Preferably with a great view overlooking the ocean.
Must be monotheistic. None of that sharing-the-glory-with-some-hairy-greek-in-a-bathtowel-sort-of-thing.

Gloomy looking robes with large hoods, mysterious chanting and large, booming bells are encouraged.

Colourful, bed sheet-like outfits, singing accompanied by silly bouncing and the ringing of cutesy bells will be punished by immediate beheading.

Some missionary activity expected.

Good possibilities for crusading involved.

15 comments:

Jazz said...

That bad, eh?

mist1 said...

I don't mind a little missionary work, but sometimes I like a new position.

Too_Lively said...

Does this deity grant magic powers to devoted followers?

choochoo said...

Jazz - a goil's gotta have ambitions, ya know

Mist1 - you can play with my munks, if you like.

Lively - but of course.

Mr. Fabulous said...

God DAMN it Mist stole my comment.

This is an outrage!

Evil Spock said...

Men don't have to become eunuchs, do they? .

Steven Novak said...

Crusading...ya...ya...I could get into some crusading. ;)

Steve~

TOM said...

There are 2 churches for sale around the corner from me !! It's funny cause today I was gonna take a picture of one and make up a snappy post..you got there first..

Queenie said...

And what does the doggy like?

I like your halo. I have noticed it the last few times I was a tick's site.
It's a real cool halo.

Q

Quick said...

...thanks for checking out my blog-just stopping by to show some love; congrats on your Blog of the Day Win!

Cochise said...

Has anyone used the word "eunuchs"? If so, I hope the expression "missionary activity" doesn't have a sexual connotation.
Well, I got it all wrong, didn't I? I am definitely too dumb for this blog. You know, I'm an illiterate indian, so... be condescendent.

Greetings!

Rain said...

If you find what you are looking for let me know so I can join you.

I love your halo! =)

choochoo said...

Mr. Fabulous - I'll make the popcorn and you guys can fight it out

Evil Spock - Nah. Not unless they want to. I'm not unreasonable.

Steve - That's the spirit:)

Tom - Hmm. Interesting. How's the climate?

Queenie - It's all in the accessories, ya know;)

Quick - thanks:)

Cochise - I've pictured a sort of a system where everyone can do whatever they want, as long as they do what I say. It'll be fun.

Rain - I will. Bring your friends.

mutleythedog said...

I would be happy to adopt you for my Church of the Holy magna! You would join a house plant as a deity!

choochoo said...

Hmm. I dunno... I need more information on the houseplant