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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Kiss, slap, kissy-kiss

I've started classes in genetics yesterday and learned about loads of syndromes that I think I have half the symptoms for. Interesting. Also, just like most of the world, I was dragged onto facebook a while back. And just like everyone else, I added a lot of application in order to do strange and peculiar things to my friends and relatives. One of them was X Me. X Me seemed like a funny sort of a go-between, offering a wide range of actions. It did everything from hugging to kicking your buds in the groin. Neither does it discriminate. X Me was more than willing to deliver any action to your pals, even to the really weird ones that I might not have been really tempted to get too close to in real life. Yes, X Me was a handy little thing - until it turned on me.

One fine morning - okay, so it was a chilly and rainy morning - I logged onto facebook, only to find that X Me had been hugging everyone on my contact list in my absence. I found this to be a little odd, but at the same time a hug is a rather innocent sort of a thing, isn't it?

But it didn't stop there.

24 hours later I discovered that X Me had now started slapping people left and right, only to turn right around to kiss them all and then slap them again. It was clearly having some emotional issues. In the end I could see no other option than to put it down. Poor thing...

12 comments:

ticknart said...

So, X Me turned into an abusive spouse? That's both funny and horrifying.

Evil Spock said...

I have 3 friends on facebook. Would you friend me so I can be abused by X Me?

Jazz said...

Facebook is strange. I never got into it because anyone from my past there who might want to contact me, I do not want to talk to.

Rain said...

I don't have a Myspace or a Facebook page because I feel just like jazz.

Have a great hump day :)

Jocelyn said...

You did the humane thing.

Euthanasia has its place.

tom said...

So you like a little slap and tickle, interesting...

Freak Magnet said...

So, X Me has bipolar, huh? That is awesome. I think I might actually get on myspace for this reason alone.

Big Brother said...

Might it be PMS'ing?

Tai said...

Yeah, Jazz and I are on the same page with that one!

And besides, having Xme slapping my friends is a little unnerving!

`NEFTY said...

Hey you!
How have you been!?
:]

Jay said...

I don't really have any applications on mine, but now I feel left out not to have been slapped by you.

choochoo said...

Ticknart - I know...

Evil Spock - sure, I'll abuse you:D

Jazz - unfortunatly I didn't think of that until later...

Rain - ...I'm not gonna ask...

Jocelyn - I wish I could use it any time I'd like. That would be nice.

Tom - you're a filthy bunny:P

Freak magnet - there are all sorts of weird crap on places like myspace and facebook. Oh yeah.

Big brother - Hmm. It might be. Or maybe it's got a tumor growing somewhere. Or satans spawn. Whatever.

Tai - yeah, it never slaps the people you would like it to slap.

Nefty - been good.

Jay - Oooh, I'm sorry. *slap* There:D