Girl: you have two really big mosquito bites on your elbow.
Boy: Don't say it! Don't make me aware of them!
Girl: what, you didn't know? How is that even possible? They're friggin' huge...
Boy: shush.
Girl: it looks like you've been bitten by a vampire with gum disease, or something...
Boy: one more word and you're riding in the back.
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3 comments:
How could he not know, why does he want to stay unaware?
I'm guessing he wants to stay unaware so he won't think about how much they itch.
There's always someone there to remind you.
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