Girl: you have two really big mosquito bites on your elbow.
Boy: Don't say it! Don't make me aware of them!
Girl: what, you didn't know? How is that even possible? They're friggin' huge...
Girl: it looks like you've been bitten by a vampire with gum disease, or something...
Boy: one more word and you're riding in the back.
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