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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Osama Bug Laden?





Every once in a while, I like to enjoy a nice, cold soda. I suppose it's not just every once in a while. I suppose I'm kinda hooked on diet soda. I'm basically one step away from owning a beer helmet.

That wasn't my point, though.

Today I poured myself a glass of diet cola, went to the bathroom and when I came back, I noticed something small and black floating around in my glass. I fished it out. It was a tiny pair of wings. Just as I was staring at my find and wondering how a lone pair of wings ended up in my soda, another black lump rose to the surface of it. Then another and another. They all appeared to be bits of a fly. I also suddenly noticed a tiny, black leg on the side of the glass.

So here's my theory; a fly flew into my soda and blew itself up. Terrorism has now entered the insect world. Be very afraid!


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3 comments:

haphazardlife said...

Or else it was already in your soda when you poured it...

Be even more afraid.

choochoo said...

That thought did enter my head for a very short time, but it was just to horrible to imagine, so I quickly blocked it out

secret agent woman said...

Actually, this just doesn't bear thinking about.