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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Get out of the car!

This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Logs of Sarasota, Florida.

A Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four men in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to shout at the top of her lungs: “I have a gun and I know how to use it. Get out of the car!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get the key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces further down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story could not stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Moral of the story? If you’re gonna have a senior moment, make it memorable!

9 comments:

Big Brother said...

Only in America... LOL

Hagelrat said...

Hahahahhaaa. Perfect.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL0bjwez8mg&feature=browch

Jazz said...

I can't help but think that'll happen to me someday. And I'll be the old lady

Susie said...

Bwaahaahahaa now that's the way to do it! Those poor guys...how will they ever live up to that.

lime said...

oh my lands! how mortifying! i'm just glad no one was hurt.

Jocelyn said...

It may be an urban legend, but I'm loving it nevertheless.

So, um, Choochoo? Where were YOU that day? In Florida, perhaps?

Maureen said...

Ahahahaha! Luckily the worst I've done is try to stick my key into a van's door whose owner was walking up behind me. She just laughed when she saw my identical van parked right beside her...

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