Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's SUPER-JOKE!
Pete and Eric were twins. Pete owned a run-down boat and accident would have it that the dingy, old thing sank on the very same day that Eric’s wife died.
Some time later, Pete ran into an old aunt who, mistaking him for his brother, told him how sorry she was for his terrible loss.
“Oh, I don’t know…” answered Pete. “Quite frankly, I’m glad to be rid of her. She was rotten from day one. The lower half was completely wrecked and she smelled of old fish. As if that wasn’t bad enough, she leaked constantly and had a huge crack in the back, not to mention a fairly sizeable hole in the front. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger. I suppose that what broke her in the end, was that I rented her out to four guys who wanted to have fun. The idiots all tried to get in at once, so she cracked in the middle. But it’s no big deal. I’ll just have to start searching the ads for a new one.”
13 comments:
I hope they didn't write that on her gravestone.
On the boat's gravestone or the wife's?
good one :)
Also when I took a hammer to her to fix her, she just fell apart. Ok, that wasn't funny.
A woman was driving throught he country admiring the rolling green hills. She saw a herd of sheep and slowed down a bit to get a good look and admire the curly haired animals that she never saw living in the city. Suddenly she heard a "Baaaa... Baaaa... Baaaaaaa!" that kept repeating itself with some regularity. She stopped her car, leaned over to get a better look and she saw a naked man out in the field standing behind a sheep. With each thrust the man made came another "Baaaaaa!"
She drove off as quickly as she could and at the next drive way, she pulled in. She got out of her car, ran up to the house, and pounded on the door. A boy with very curly, blond hair opened the door.
"There's a man," said the woman, "out in your field having sex with your sheep!"
"It's okay," said the boy. "That's my daaaaaaaad."
...at which point, the aunt expired of shock, no doubt.
You should just have "Joke Day" once a week on your blog. I never hear/read good jokes.
Every time I used her, the hole got bigger.
OH SHIT!!!!! which hole!?
love, love, love your insane sense of humor!
Tell him to stop searching the ads I have got one at home. Some rough sailors took her out last week however and she's a bit banged up.
Bad joke! ;)
twisted. love it.
Ha! That is so wrong.
I currently playing a gnome in Dungeons & Dragons, so I will have to remember that joke for role playing.
Yes, I am that geeky.
Hammer - I thought so:)
Furiousball - Yeah, it sorta was:D
Ticknart - heheheeee
Jocelyn - I hear them, but then I usually forget them again...
Tisha - insanity is always fun
Arnold - I'll pass on the message
Tim - Buahaha
Toasty - It would be less good if it wasn't twisted
Spock - But it feels so right. Or something.
Lively - we're all geeky.
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