Monday, February 13, 2012

I've lost it...

Remember that huge pile of candy from last night? Remember how I was all "I'm going to eat it all, muahahaha"? About an hour later, I was 1/4 into the bowl and slowly turning a shade of putrid green.
I used to be really good at stuffing my face. Good enough to wear a special crown, if I must say so myself. Not that I would. I've spent countless hours watching "what not to wear."
But last night, I was forced to admit that I have lost my imaginary crown. My poor body isn't used to sugar the way it once was. Right now I'm thinking that THIS time the lesson is going to stick. Although logically I know it'll only last until this damned sugar headache wears off.

Later that day: My headache went away and then I lost my mind and before I knew it, I had eaten more candy and now my head hurts again. I'm telling you, there is something wrong inside my brain somewhere.

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Jazz said...

No longer the sugar queen? But do you retain your crown as Empress of the universe?

choochoo said...

Jazz - of course. The world has not gone completely mad.

Secret Agent Woman said...

Okay, so this is not really what you'r talking about, but I LOOOVE What Not to Wear.

Jocelyn said...

I love "What Not to Wear," too, but can only watch it when I stay in hotels and have cable. Sigh.

Anyhow, I know it's wrong of me, but I was really glad you went back and ate more candy later in the day. Felt like something was right with the world.

choochoo said...

Secret agent - me too!! British and american.

Jocelyn - what else could I do?