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Thursday, February 23, 2012

I do NOT snore...

Mister Choochoo didn't come to bed until late last night. I was awake, playing with my iPad, when I heard him coming up the stairs. I quickly hid the thing and pretended to be asleep. The tricky part when it comes to making people believe that you are sleeping, is not to giggle. I don't know why, but it always makes me want to chuckle like a psychotic toddler.

I focused oh so very hard on breathing slowly and peacefully, while I was biting the insides of my cheeks not to do the mental-patient-laugh. Then, just as the Mr had sat down on the bed, I hopped up and yelled "BOOO!"

Mister Choochoo just looked at me calmly and said "as if I hadn't noticed that you weren't snoring..."

How very dare he!


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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, there's a comment to take the wind right outta your sails...

Secret Agent Woman said...

I started giggling manically just at the thought of repressing a laugh while pretending to be asleep.

choochoo said...

Jazz - I don't need sails, I have an engine

Agent - acting is much harder than it looks on TV...

Ian Lidster said...

That's very funny. And I suspect you snore in an adorable way. That would be if you actually did snore, which you don't.

tattytiara said...

Oh parry and thrust!