Today I went grocery shopping, which – when you’re living in Hellhole – is pretty much the most interesting thing that’ll happen to me all day long. It was even raining. With all this excitement, I’m going to need a small nap later, or I’ll get cranky and difficult to be around.
After I got home, a friend stopped by to borrow something. She watched me quietly as I unloaded my recently purchased foodstuff from its yellow plastic bags, before she slowly picked up a packet of chicken filets, looked at it, looked at me, looked back at it and then at me again, before asking: “so you eat nothing but rabbit food then, huh?”
I think she sees rabbits pretty much the same way that Monty Python do...
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Life in Hellhole seems pretty much surreal...
Do you have huge pointy fangs?
Some people call me....Tim. ;)
Steve~
Unless, of course, she thought the chicken was rabbit and that's what she meant by "rabbit food."
Mr. Fabulous - she ended up not borrowing anything, actually. I guess the groceries distracted her.
Jazz - indeed it is
Furiousball - I have one fang. I keep it in a drawer in the bathroom.
Steve - Can I call you Joe?
Ticknart - that would either make it more logical or even more disturbing...
Rabbit tastes like chicken.
Mist1 - so do people. Or do people taste like rabbit? Hmm...
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