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Monday, March 19, 2007

Huge, mean, evil exams.

On Wednesday I have a huge, mean, if not just plain evil, exam. I don’t like exams. They freak me right the hell out. I’m studying like a real hero (wearing shiny, colourful pantyhose), until Bergerac (my brain) feels all soupy and strange.

My head is currently trying to figure out whether it should spin around of just go for some sort of explosion. Its inability to decide makes it sit on my shoulders in a very normal fashion, though.

All my thoughts are very slow today. I wonder if that’ll interfere with my hero-studying. Sometimes there are periods where I don’t think I thought anything at all. And then there are periods when I think sounds. Usually something along the lines of grumpf”. A long, slow grumpf, of course.

As usual, I have all sorts of plans for what I want to do when I’ve survived my exams and I have time on my hands again. Not to mention in my shoes, behind the cups in the cupboard and in my right pocket of my favourite jeans (which I tore the other day when I was climbing a fence). I want to watch tons of movies, read books that have no -isms in them, stalk Jensen Ackles and so on and so forth. And as usual, I’ll probably just have the energy to vegetate in front of the TV and go to bed early.

16 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

I think it should spin around. That has the possibility of being very entertaining. If it explodes it will get all over people, and their dry cleaning bills will be enormous.

Hammer said...

Good luck on your exam!

and what are you doing climbing fences? ;)

Hageltoast said...

your brain has a name? neat. Good luck weds.

Jazz said...

How about exploding then having the pieces spin off in different directions. Please make sure it happens in a place where it will wreak the maxiumum havoc.

Jocelyn said...

Damn Blogger. Comment sucked into void.

I laughed. I typed. It ate it.

ticknart said...

At least watching movies and vegatating work well together.

Good luck!

Demon23... said...

Hammer stole my question: What were you doing with the whole fence climbing?

furiousBall said...

There should be a unit of measurement to determine how bad the damage to a pair of jeans actually is. I think it should be measured by the owners asscheeks (OAs). Anything over .5 OAs could be considered a problem. Depending the size of the OA.

jillie said...

Well, I can honestly say that I really don't envy you right now....hahaha

Big Brother said...

Spin or explode . It should come out to the same thing. Either a quick scattering of gray matter all over everyone or a slower sloughing off of gray matter all over everyone due to centrifugal force.
Anyway good luck on your exam.

Steven Novak said...

I stalked Jensen Ackles last year...

It was overrated. ;)

Steve~

mist1 said...

No more climbing fences. Don't you have an SUV to drive through them?

Evil Spock said...

I want to vegetate so badly right now.. .

Rain said...

The day is done and you will never have to take that test again!

I just know you passed the exam, superheros always do! =D

Tisha! said...

the idea of you splitting your pants somehow excites me ^.^

keep your head on straight and give it a good go darling!

choochoo said...

Mr. fabulous - I was going to save it and splatter myself all over the exam-people, but then it didn't happen...

Hammer and Demon23 - It seemed much less of an effort than opening the gate

Toasty - Yeah. It tried to get its own adress, as well, but I put my foot down. Now my foot and my brain aren't speaking...

Jazz - I'll remember that for next time.

Jocelyn - Blogger is an evil bitch at times.

Ticknart - One just follows the other very naturally.

Furiousball - Uhm... It was more of an upper, inner thigh kinda thing *cough*

Jillie - but I now have nothing in particular that I have to do for at least three weeks, so now you can envy me. Haaaaha:P

Big brother - Very true. It's a shame I couldn't do it. Oh well.It would have gotten in the way of my movie/vegetating plan.

Steve - It's a hell of a commute, too... Might as well think of something else to do, I guess

Mist1 - I don't have my license yet. Besides, the dog would get out.

Evil Spock - Go right ahead. I won't stop you:)

Rain - Yeah, when you show up wearing tight spandex and a cape, they don't have the courage to tell you no.

Tisha - Thank you very much. I think I did... tolerably.