Look, I'm FAMOUS!
Now that I'm a superstar, I'm going to start doing all of those things that stars do. Let's see... Maybe I should climb around the mountaintops in Tibet in search of monasteries where the munks will train me in all sorts of mystical arts. However, those munks tend to shave off their eyebrows, and I think that I'd be much too distracted by the shiny patch of flesh above their eyes to absorb much of their wisdom.
I could join scientology. Then again, I wouldn't want to be known as the woman who strangled Tom Cruise with his own corset.
I'll give it some thought while I'm in rehab and get back to you later.