Boy/Girl moment

Boy comes into bedroom at night. Girl is already in bed, reading a book.

Don’t get too excited, you pervert!

Boy: I wanted to let the dog out again, but I couldn’t find her collar.

Girl: Where’d you look for it?

Boy: The hallway, by the porch door. You know, all the places where it usually is. Couldn’t find it.

Girl: That’s cause it’s on the dog.

Boy: Oh…