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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A special kind of stupid


Today (as well as every other day lately) I was followed around by the sound of complaining stomachs. It happened first in my math class. I sat at my desk, trying to understand a formula that might as well have been in greek (actually, I think it probably was in greek), when a deep, roaring sound made it's way towards me from somewhere on my left. The noise persisted, making it's presens known every five minutes or so, right up until recess.

Now, you might think that this would be a good time to go get something to eat, but you'd be wrong. After the break, the sound was back, more grown-up than ever. And it brought friends. Growling noises now came from every corner of the room. It was almost like something I once heard on Animal Planet.

And the phenomenon kept repeating itself throughout my day. From mathclass to the coffeebar to the lectures in philosophy. Growl, growl, growl. Why don't these people eat? Do they forget? Because it takes a very special kind of stupid to forget something like that. Once or twice is (maybe) permissible, but when it becomes a daily thing... It's the very same kind of stupid that led to the invention of such things as the motorized picnic table and the insomniac helmet (a gigantic contraption that you strap onto your head, and it gives you a head massage to help you sleep). Or maybe they can't afford food? But they don't really strike me as being poor, either.

So I guess that just leaves stupid...

7 comments:

pupski said...

lol this post really made me laugh!
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Hageltoast said...

stooopid!!!! uh huh, its the only answer.

Jazz said...

95% of people, remember? They've gotta be around your neck of the woods too.

choochoo said...

yeah, I remember. They're obviously idjits, but you can't just shoot them. Even if you'd like to.

choochoo said...

why doesn't this stupid thing count all the comments, I wonder

Tim Rice said...

Your writings definitely have given me some smiles. :) :) :) :) ;)

lindsey said...

great stuff! could not be truer! people are hitting new lows of special kinds of stupid! Thanks for the laugh!